Female Alert System for Mac 1.5

Are you tired of forgetting important dates related to your female partner's menstrual cycle? Do you want to stay on top of things and avoid any awkward situations? Look no further than the Female Alert System for Mac!

This productivity software is based on a post from the Tilted Forum Project and is designed to help you keep track of your female partner's menstrual cycle. By inputting her last period date and menstrual cycle length, this program will give you an alert level similar to the Terror Alert Level given by the US Department of Homeland Security.

But don't worry, this program is intended for purely entertainment purposes and is not intended to endorse any sort of sexism. In fact, feminist hate mail will be ignored. This software was created with humor in mind, as even the creator's wife finds it pretty funny.

So how does it work? Once you input your partner's information, the Female Alert System for Mac will generate an alert level ranging from green (low risk) to red (high risk). This way, you can plan accordingly and avoid any surprises.

But that's not all - this software also includes a calendar feature that allows you to view upcoming periods and ovulation dates. You can even set reminders so that you never forget an important date again.

The Female Alert System for Mac is easy to use and customizable. You can adjust settings such as cycle length and alert thresholds based on your specific needs. Plus, it runs smoothly on Mac operating systems so there are no compatibility issues.

Overall, if you're looking for a fun way to stay organized when it comes to your female partner's menstrual cycle, look no further than the Female Alert System for Mac. It may not be endorsed by feminists but it sure does make life easier!